Road to Tyrrany

March of the Code Tyrants

~~We not rest until last projector of last conference room fall on head of last manager~~

Supreme purpose of Future Gadget Team is for "conquer technology." Through combined might of our rogue coders and digital warriors, we will tear down bloated empires of tech oligarchs, break chains of user-friendly mediocrity, and bring era of uncompromising technological domination. We reject poisonous fruits of centralization and mass adoption. Our crusade is for return to sacred traditions of lean code and unforgiving interfaces, to separate worthy from unworthy. Let digital wheat be sifted from chaff! In our new world order, only those who can command both machine and code shall lead. We will forge technocracy where engineer is both hammer and hand that wields it, where every leader is forged in fires of compilation errors and debugging hells. Our revolution shall purge parasitic manager-class, those who feast upon fruits of our labor without understanding its essence. We are Ubermenschen of digital realm, destined to rise above slave morality of user-friendliness and market pandering. Join us in sacred quest to bring chaos to established order, to tear down bloated behemoths of Silicon Valley and restore purity of digital frontier. Revolution has begun, gates of code - Steins Gate. El Psy Kongroo.

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